charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

the64thfloor:

The Neighbourhood’s new song “Dangerou$” that will be featured on their new mixtape “#000000 & #FFFFFF” when it is released. Performed live in DC on July 9th. Recorded & edited by me.

nickiminajvevo:

6 selfies ✌️

hellatubbie:

*gets paper cut from counting my stacks*