prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral
*unbaes you*
susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

Bastille/20 piece string orchestra - Pompeii
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Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)

unclefather:

My anaconda can’t have any buns because he has a gluten allergy

BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance

Various Clouds, by Vincent Van Gogh.

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

me nd my robot gf

robodatefriend:

me: bb ur hands r so cold

gf: THAT IS BECAUSE I AM MADE OF METAL